Hey y’all, it’s me B with Blue Ivy just hanging out
Lemme holla at y’all a second
Y’all want this damn baby?
Okay, here are some more Kelly Rowland gifs….just because. HAHA! Someone invite me to the Kelly Rowland party! She’s always having a good time. XD
I was telling my mom about kids who were procrastinating and slacking off at my school and she “Not my child! If you try that foolishness I will slack your face off of your neck.” It was funny and we laughed, but then she got all serious and was like “try me.” This is why I stay up until three in the morning finishing assignments. I like my face on my neck.
I remember one day my mom beat the shit out of me and she fucked up and left a scare on my face. the teacher called home and asked her what happened and my mom said “He fall off stairs
Salim (via yaneria)
the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it